The Nose http://wnpr.org en The Nose is Getting Weird (Al) http://wnpr.org/post/nose-getting-weird-al <p></p><p>Breathes there a man with soul so dead that he has never written a song parody?</p><p>Everybody does right? They get passed around on the schoolyard from the time we're little. Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, etc.</p><p>And, you might knock one out for a co-workers retirement party.</p><p>And, the internet is one big old song parody farm. In between last week's Nose on which we talked about a really terrible Comcast users service call and now, somebody on YouTube has set that call to music. &nbsp;No kidding.</p> Fri, 25 Jul 2014 10:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 25858 at http://wnpr.org The Nose is Getting Weird (Al) The Nose Ran Off The Tracks http://wnpr.org/post/nose-ran-tracks <p> We've never done this before but last night the three Nose panelists and I gathered at my house so we could all watch <em><a href="http://guardianlv.com/2014/07/snowpiercer-chris-evans-in-korean-science-fiction-thriller-reviewtrailer/">Snowpiercer</a></em>, a sci-fi summer action movie with a brain. <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowpiercer">Snowpiercer</a></em> is a meditation on leadership, climate change and socioeconomic inequality and it manages to tackle all of those topics without skimping on the bloody axe fights. It's based on a French graphic novel and it stars the actor who played Captain America in two movies and we're going to spend a lot of time today in that universe.</p><p>What with the <a href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/archie-death-riverdale-comic-book-spinoffs/">death of Archie</a> and the news that the new movie <a href="http://newsone.com/3039326/captain-america-black-man/"><em>Captain America</em> will have a black actor</a> and the new <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2014/07/18/on-the-new-female-thor-and-the-black-captain-america/">Thor will be a woman</a>. Also, on our topic list will be the viral audio of a guy trying to cancel his cable subscription against spirited resistance from a comcast rep on the other end.&nbsp;</p><p> Fri, 18 Jul 2014 16:29:47 +0000 Colin McEnroe & Betsy Kaplan 25521 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Ran Off The Tracks Emojis Make The Nose :) http://wnpr.org/post/emojis-make-nose <p></p><p>It's time for our cultural roundtable, The Nose! Insert smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes. With 250 new emoji coming to a phone near you, we think it's time to give these tiny additions to our written language a face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye. Don't go all Hear No Evil Monkey on us! Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 25049 at http://wnpr.org Emojis Make The Nose :) The Nose Bit First http://wnpr.org/post/nose-bit-first <p>This week on The Nose, our culture roundtable, we'll tackle "<a href="http://jezebel.com/columbusing-a-word-for-when-white-people-claim-to-disc-1596239038" target="_blank">Columbusing</a>," the act of believing that something never existed before you discovered it. Also, this week's <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/06/25/why-do-some-athletes-bite-like-uruguays-luis-suarez-bite/?tid=hp_mm" target="_blank">biting episode in the World Cup </a>makes us wonder if vampires are setting a bad example.</p> Fri, 27 Jun 2014 10:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 24344 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Bit First The Nose Is Live From the Yale Writers' Conference http://wnpr.org/post/nose-live-yale-writers-conference <p></p><p>Jeff VanderMeer is one of the hottest writers in the science fiction and fantasy genre. MG Lord is a humorist and recovering political cartoonist who has written books about Elizabeth Taylor and Barbie. Louis Bayard writes historical fiction who specializes in detective novels, but his new book features Teddy Roosevelt stalking a mysterious beast through the Amazon. That's the river and jungle, not the book dealer. Fri, 20 Jun 2014 14:41:48 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 23985 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Is Live From the Yale Writers' Conference The Nose: Hillary vs. Terry and Opera vs. Robots http://wnpr.org/post/nose-hillary-vs-terry-and-opera-vs-robots <p>It has been a strange week for mixing gay right, media, and politics. Texas Governor Rick Perry<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/06/12/rick-perry-compares-homosexuality-to-alcoholism/" target="_blank"> surprised a San Francisco audience</a> when he said, "I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at homosexual issues the same way."<a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/andersoon-cooper-confronts-texas-goper-over-gay-conversion-therapy/" target="_blank"> Anderson Cooper had an edgy conversation</a> with a Texas -- what is it about Texas? -- state rep who supports the so-called "conversion therapy." Fri, 13 Jun 2014 10:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 23536 at http://wnpr.org The Nose: Hillary vs. Terry and Opera vs. Robots The Nose Talks About... Nevermind, It Takes Too Long http://wnpr.org/post/nose-talks-about-nevermind-it-takes-too-long <p></p><p>Today on The Nose, we begin with an essay, "<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/25/opinion/sunday/faking-cultural-literacy.html?_r=0" target="_blank">Faking Cultural Literacy</a>." Writer Karl Taro Greenfeld said, "It's never been so easy to pretend to know so much, without actually knowing anything." We pick topical, relevant bits from Facebook, Twitter, or emailed news alerts, and then regurgitate them. Fri, 06 Jun 2014 10:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 23145 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Talks About... Nevermind, It Takes Too Long The Nose is Wary of Marrying Harry http://wnpr.org/post/nose-wary-marrying-harry <p></p><p>Can the culture of one nation ever understand that of another? Critics say Fox's newest reality show in which 12 witless contestants believe their in a fight to the near death for the attention of England's Prince Harry. "I Wanna Marry Harry" is said to<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/05/20/i-wanna-marry-harry-cruel-prank-disguised-as-a-really-embarrassing-reality-show/" target="_blank"> represent a new low in reality television</a>.</p> Fri, 23 May 2014 15:21:04 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 22401 at http://wnpr.org The Nose is Wary of Marrying Harry The Nose Tangos With Monica Lewinsky http://wnpr.org/post/nose-tangos-monica-lewinsky <p>You may have forgotten Monica Lewinsky, but she has not forgotten you. She's back with a Vanity Fair interview that re-ignites the whole debate about her.</p> Fri, 09 May 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Colin McEnroe & Betsy Kaplan 21509 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Tangos With Monica Lewinsky The Nose Has a Master's Degree in Being Caught On Tape http://wnpr.org/post/nose-has-masters-degree-being-caught-tape <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">This was a week when Connecticut professors got rambunctious, when pine tar was discovered in places it shouldn't have been, and when President Obama played soccer with a robot. I can't guarantee which of these things will make its way onto our weekly pop culture roundtable, The Nose, except definitely the professors.</span></p><p><a href="http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=5568" target="_blank">This one from UConn</a> mocked and challenged the arguments of a creationist, and<a href="http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=5561" target="_blank"> this one from Eastern</a> was caught railing against Republicans, calling them "racist, misogynistic, money-grubbing people" and saying colleges will close if the GOP takes over the Senate.</p><p> Fri, 25 Apr 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 20733 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Has a Master's Degree in Being Caught On Tape The Nose Replaces Colbert, Marries Jesus, and Has No Love For the Gov http://wnpr.org/post/nose-replaces-colbert-marries-jesus-and-has-no-love-gov <p>Scientists say the papyrus that mentions<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/10/science/scrap-of-papyrus-referring-to-jesus-wife-is-likely-to-be-ancient-scientists-say.html?hp" target="_blank"> a wife of Jesus</a> is not a forgery. Stephen Colbert will take over when Letterman leaves. I'm not saying the two things are connected, but maybe our weekly culture roundtable The Nose will find a common thread.</p><p>It might seem like a small thing - the departure of Stephen Colbert from his late night role in which he depicts a strutting, preening, right-wing media star. In the last analysis, who cares who takes over the Letterman show? Fri, 11 Apr 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 19927 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Replaces Colbert, Marries Jesus, and Has No Love For the Gov The Nose Enjoys Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos on the Rocks http://wnpr.org/post/nose-enjoys-neil-degrasse-tysons-cosmos-rocks <p>The original <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBA8DC67D52968201" target="_blank">Carl Sagan "Cosmos"</a> was at least&nbsp; partly a response to the Cold War. Its message: "We're such little specks, can we embrace our common destiny and get along?"</p><p>You could look at the movie "Noah" and the remake of "Cosmos" as two manifestations of an odd phenomenon.&nbsp;</p><p> Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Colin McEnroe & Betsy Kaplan 19548 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Enjoys Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos on the Rocks The Nose Travels to the Grand Budapest Hotel http://wnpr.org/post/nose-travels-grand-budapest-hotel <p> A hilariously fussy hotel manager with a taste for the high life is wrenched from his gay surroundings by the specter of war and a false murder charge. That doesn't <em>sound </em>terribly funny, but it's the premise for "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278388/" target="_blank">The Grand Budapest Hotel</a>," the latest Wes Anderson movie. Our Nose panelists all went to see it, and it will be one of our topics on this show.<em> Fri, 28 Mar 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 19156 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Travels to the Grand Budapest Hotel The Nose Lurks Behind the Backdrop of "Between Two Ferns" http://wnpr.org/post/nose-lurks-behind-backdrop-between-two-ferns <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">President Obama has consistently refused to be a panelist on The Nose, but his appearance this week on </span><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18e820ec3f/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-president-barack-obama" style="line-height: 1.5;" target="_blank">"Between Two Ferns"</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;">&nbsp;with Zach </span>Galifianakis<span style="line-height: 1.5;"> has given us new hope!</span></p><p> Fri, 14 Mar 2014 04:00:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 18383 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Lurks Behind the Backdrop of "Between Two Ferns" The Nose Explores True Entertainment and "Normcore" http://wnpr.org/post/nose-explores-true-entertainment-and-normcore <p>Can great television be as satisfying as great literature? On today's Nose, we'll apply that question to HBO's True Detective.&nbsp;</p><p> Fri, 07 Mar 2014 15:24:14 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 18042 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Explores True Entertainment and "Normcore" The Nose Wipes Its Eyes, Blames the Fame, and Explores the Radio Dial http://wnpr.org/post/nose-wipes-its-eyes-blames-fame-and-explores-radio-dial <p>Last Sunday, we took a road trip into New York City, but before we left, I read <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/16/opinion/sunday/driving-to-the-music-of-chance.html?hp&amp;rref=opinion" target="_blank">Beth Boyle Machlan's <em>New York Times</em> essay</a> about the joys she sometimes gets driving with her kids, and surrendering their collective eardrums to the serendipities of commercial radio. She learns some of their songs, they learn some of hers... Everybody gives up some of the fierce control we all maintain these days over what we call our "playlists."</p><p> Fri, 21 Feb 2014 16:07:00 +0000 Chion Wolf, Colin McEnroe & Betsy Kaplan 17321 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Wipes Its Eyes, Blames the Fame, and Explores the Radio Dial The Nose Hacks Jeopardy!, Inspects Reality TV, and Flinches at Russian Controversies http://wnpr.org/post/nose-hacks-jeopardy-inspects-reality-tv-and-flinches-russian-controversies <p><span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}">While tying together all the stories for today's session of the Nose, I keep hearing (in my mind) Charlie Seen say, "Winning!" We have a lot of stories about how people who try to win, often by following the logic of a game out to its extremes. Fri, 07 Feb 2014 16:25:17 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 16626 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Hacks Jeopardy!, Inspects Reality TV, and Flinches at Russian Controversies The Nose Does the Guilt Pose, Spoils Superbowl Commercials, and Survives Anxiety http://wnpr.org/post/nose-does-guilt-pose-spoils-superbowl-commercials-and-survives-anxiety <p>Today on the Nose, we'll discuss one of those eruptions that happen in the digital world -- a frenzy of discussion and expressions of outrage over an essay on the site xojane, by a writer who tried to describe her reactions, as a skinny white woman, to the way she thought a heavyset back woman was reacting to her in yoga class. Fri, 31 Jan 2014 16:26:46 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 16275 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Does the Guilt Pose, Spoils Superbowl Commercials, and Survives Anxiety The Nose: Bieber's Bust, Casting Peter Pan, and Scapegoating Maureen McDonnell http://wnpr.org/post/nose-biebers-bust-casting-peter-pan-and-scapegoating-maureen-mcdonnell <p></p> Fri, 24 Jan 2014 16:57:17 +0000 Chion Wolf, Betsy Kaplan & Colin McEnroe 15907 at http://wnpr.org The Nose: Bieber's Bust, Casting Peter Pan, and Scapegoating Maureen McDonnell The Nose: Originality, Subarus and Sexuality, Anonymity, and Grand Exits http://wnpr.org/post/nose-originality-subarus-and-sexuality-anonymity-and-grand-exits <p>Today on The Nose, we'll talk about this <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rush-limbaugh-conan-obrien-ripped-me-off/">relatively insignificant bit of Rush Limbaugh peevishness,&nbsp;</a>and the degree to which each of us thinks he or she has (informally speaking) patented something: a word, a phrase, a style we've made our own.</p><p>Also, Adam Platt's decision to dispense with the fiction <a href="http://nymag.com/restaurants/wheretoeat/2014/adam-platt-revealed/">that he, as a restaurant critic, is anonymous.&nbsp;</a>It's not exactly the same as claiming to create, but Platt is talking about<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anxiety_of_Influence"> the anxiety of influence</a> in a different way. How can one do "pure" work?&nbsp;</p><p> Fri, 03 Jan 2014 16:46:30 +0000 Chion Wolf 14904 at http://wnpr.org The Nose: Originality, Subarus and Sexuality, Anonymity, and Grand Exits Rush, Conan, Subarus, Lesbians, Restaurant Critics, Martian Colonists: What's Noseworthy? http://wnpr.org/post/rush-conan-subarus-lesbians-restaurant-critics-martian-colonists-whats-noseworthy <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">It's 10:30 on a Friday morning, which is kind of "zero hour" for me to figure out the final order of topics for The Nose, our weekly culture roundtable. Maybe I can straighten out my own thinking and give you a window on our process in the same big gulp.&nbsp;</span></p><p> Fri, 03 Jan 2014 16:15:56 +0000 Colin McEnroe 14901 at http://wnpr.org Rush, Conan, Subarus, Lesbians, Restaurant Critics, Martian Colonists: What's Noseworthy? What We Endorsed on The Nose http://wnpr.org/post/what-we-endorsed-nose <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">The</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;"> show, if you missed it,&nbsp;</span><a href="http://wnpr.drupal.publicbroadcasting.net/post/nose-blows-duck-dynasty-netflix-adultery-and-more" style="line-height: 1.5;">is here</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;">. But people often complain they can't write down the endorsements.&nbsp;</span></p><p>Let me go first because my endorsement was rushed at the end. I endorsed<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Reading-Lyrics-Lyrics-Celebration-Appreciation/dp/0375400818">&nbsp;this (older) book&nbsp;</a>as a nice gift for someone who loves jazz standards and the American Songbook.&nbsp;</p><p> Fri, 20 Dec 2013 20:51:43 +0000 Colin McEnroe 14310 at http://wnpr.org What We Endorsed on The Nose The Nose Blows for Duck Dynasty, Netflix Adultery, and More http://wnpr.org/post/nose-blows-duck-dynasty-netflix-adultery-and-more <p>Here are the topics for The Nose today -- and this week we had to throw out a lot of perfectly good ones because there were so many:<br /><br />We pretty much have to tackle the controversy around Duck Dynasty. One of the real life characters in the reality TV show gave an interview in which he aired his strong religious views, which included multiple denunciations of homosexuality as a sin. Fri, 20 Dec 2013 15:07:26 +0000 Colin McEnroe, Betsy Kaplan & Chion Wolf 14280 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Blows for Duck Dynasty, Netflix Adultery, and More The Nose Pays Tribute to Melodrama http://wnpr.org/post/nose-pays-tribute-melodrama <p>Today, on The Nose, well we can't entirely ignore the 50th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination, but the subject is so vast we can only break off one little part. We're going to focus on an <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2013/11/04/131104crbo_books_gopnik">essay </a>by Adam Gopnik and published in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago. Gopnik probes the question of exactly what changed as a result of the crime and its murky aftermath.&nbsp;</p> Fri, 22 Nov 2013 14:36:22 +0000 Colin McEnroe, Betsy Kaplan & Chion Wolf 12844 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Pays Tribute to Melodrama The Nose is (Really) Not Racist http://wnpr.org/post/nose-really-not-racist <p>Here's the plan for The Nose today. We'll begin with a widely discussed column by <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html">Richard Cohen</a> of The Washington Post who took an odd detour from a discussion of Chris Christie's national electoral profile and suggested that conventionally-minded people have to repress a gag reflex when confronted with the sight of an inter-racial couple, specifically the new first family of New York City.&nbsp;</p> Fri, 15 Nov 2013 16:01:01 +0000 Colin McEnroe, Betsy Kaplan & Chion Wolf 12454 at http://wnpr.org The Nose is (Really) Not Racist Racism, Guide Dogs and Palin: What We Talk About When We Talk About The Nose http://wnpr.org/post/racism-guide-dogs-and-palin-what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-nose <p>Last minute update: I'm fascinated by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/15/fashion/jacqueline-kennedys-smart-pink-suit-preserved-in-memory-and-kept-out-of-view.html?hpw&amp;rref=fashion&amp;_r=0">this article from this morning about Jacqueline Kennedy's pink suit </a>-- maybe as a way in to a larger dicussion about this moment, about the way 11/22/63 is back and being re-processed through the lens of 2013. But I'm not sure the panel will go for it.&nbsp;</p><p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">It's 5:30 pm on Thursday, and I have so many tabs open on my browser I think Chrome could just implode, taking us all with it.&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;">This is not unusual as we get ready for The Nose, a weekly cultural roundtable. We look for a certain kind of "</span>talkable<span style="line-height: 1.5;">" item, and finding them can be tough.</span></p><p> Thu, 14 Nov 2013 23:02:45 +0000 Colin McEnroe 12416 at http://wnpr.org Racism, Guide Dogs and Palin: What We Talk About When We Talk About The Nose The Nose Runs...to New Haven http://wnpr.org/post/nose-runsto-new-haven <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">On The Nose this week, a viral </span><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/14/chinese-food-song-alison-gold_n_4099182.html" style="line-height: 1.5;">video</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;">&nbsp;musical tribute to Chinese food triggers cries of racism, a </span><a href="https://medium.com/de-cultura/f3fab9d68338" style="line-height: 1.5;">father</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;"> welcoming his fourth daughter into the world, and opens up a can of complicated thoughts about that. And we talk about the time we </span><a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/10/axe_men_s_body_spray_what_happens_when_a_woman_wears_it_for_a_week.html" style="line-height: 1.5;">walked </a><span style="line-height: 1.5;">in the shoes of the opposite sex.&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;">Listen to our weekly culture panel live from New Haven on WNPR.</span></p><p> Fri, 25 Oct 2013 13:21:45 +0000 Colin McEnroe, Betsy Kaplan & Chion Wolf 10151 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Runs...to New Haven Bigos and the Big List: What We Endorsed on The Nose http://wnpr.org/post/bigos-and-big-list-what-we-endorsed-nose <p><em>New York Times</em> Connecticut restaurant critic Rand Cooper endorsed <a href="http://www.staropolska.net/menu.html">Staropolska </a>in New Britain, where one can drink <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BBubr%C3%B3wka">Bison Grass Vodka</a> and eat bigos (pictured).</p> Fri, 18 Oct 2013 18:57:14 +0000 Colin McEnroe 9784 at http://wnpr.org Bigos and the Big List: What We Endorsed on The Nose The Nose: Why We Love It When Actors Break Character http://wnpr.org/post/nose-why-we-love-it-when-actors-break-character <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">A popular video this week was a </span><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/16/stephen-colbert-breaking-character_n_4109895.html" style="line-height: 1.5;">highlight reel of Stephen Colbert</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;"> being unable to stay in character as a pompous, self-pleased right wing blowhard. Instead, Colbert is swept up in the hilarity of the material. One of his adorable tricks is to hide the lower half of his face behind something, allowing us to see only his laughing eyes.</span></p> Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:03:21 +0000 Colin McEnroe & Patrick Skahill 9766 at http://wnpr.org The Nose: Why We Love It When Actors Break Character The Nose Goes to New Haven to Sniff Out the Poopetrator http://wnpr.org/post/nose-goes-new-haven-sniff-out-poopetrator <p><span style="line-height: 1.5;">We&#39;re in New Haven today, and The Nose, our weekly culture panel, wants to talk about the hazards of 3D movies and the increasingly competitive world of Halloween costumes. And because we&#39;re in New Haven, we&#39;ll turn our attention to a couple of prominent stories down here.&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;">One of them -- not for the squeamish -- is <a href="http://yaledailynews.com/crosscampus/2013/10/07/poopetrator-still-at-large/">the </a></span><a href="http://yaledailynews.com/crosscampus/2013/10/07/poopetrator-still-at-large/" style="line-height: 1.5;">Poopetrator</a><span style="line-height: 1.5;">, a laundry prankster who has created such a national stir that even the official account for Clorox bleach is tweeting about him.</span></p><p> Fri, 11 Oct 2013 16:12:50 +0000 Colin McEnroe 9401 at http://wnpr.org The Nose Goes to New Haven to Sniff Out the Poopetrator